First terrible error of my stage management...

[ckmason]

So I mistyped an actor's email address last night, it seems. Text of reply:

Colleen,

I am writing you to inform you that I believe you have contacted the wrong person. I have not auditioned for any parts, in fact my acting career has a very checkered past. I once played a Christmas tree in 2nd grade and got the lead role in a 6th grade Thanksgiving play. I can also tap dance as long as its not choreographed (nobody knows whats going on down there anyway). I hardly think this qualifies me for your presentation of Honus and Me! However, if you are strapped for actors, please let me know which city and state this audition will be in and I will gladly make the trip. Just let me know if I should show up as a Christmas tree or Squanto.

Best Regards,

[person with same first name and last initial as my actor]

Fortunately the actual actor checked the posted callback list and even somehow knew to come for his sides today.